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What If I Mix These Together.. by ~Leona-Vendrem:iconLeona-Vendrem:



"Even? Do you think you should be doing that with Xenahort's coffee?," Ienzo asked as he watched his best friend and personal tutor drip random chemicals and solutions into the unsuspecting coffee.

   Even grinned wickedly. "No, but who's the head scientist here?"

   "You are.."

   "Exactally. And who is the apprentice?"

   "I am.."

   "Very good. Now hand me that blue vial there." Even's grin widened as he took the vial from Ienzo's hand, pulling the cork off and watching the liquid swirl for a moment before tipping it into the mug. The cup was almost overflowing with what was once coffee, but was now poisoned and most likely highly flammable liquid.

   "Even? I really don't think this is such a good idea.."

   "You always say that! ITS A SCIENCE!" The older male cackled madly as he snatched up a very suspicious red test tube.

   "I wonder..," he muttered to himself as he tipped the tube over.

   BOOM!

   As the dust cleared, Ienzo realized that he had somehow managed to get on the other side of the room, and he was also upside down. Even was no where in sight.

   "Even?" He coughed, looking around. Suddenly a door to his right slammed open, and he scrambled to get up and straighten himself out.

   "What the HELL is going on in here?" Uh-oh. Xenahort. Ienzo ducked his head between his shoulders as the man's gaze settled on him.

   "Umm.. Well you see.." The room was desacrated. Or, at least, it had chemicals all over the walls, and the table was now very much unusable.

   Even burst out from behind the couch, laughing. "It was great! You missed it!" He waved his hands dramatically through the air as he explained all the things he did to the other man's mug. When he was finished, all was silent for a minute before Xenahort spoke.

   "Let me get this straight.. You put chemicals in my coffee. You BLEW UP my mug. YOU DESTROYED THE LOUNGE. AND YOU'RE HAPPY WITH YOURSELF?"

   "YES! IT WAS AMAZING! I'VE NEVER SEEN AND EXPLOSION LIKE THAT BEFORE!" Even jumped over to the remains of the table, admiring his work before he happily skipped out of the room to record his 'findings.'

   Xenahort put his face in his palm. It was just another Monday..
©2006-2009 ~Leona-Vendrem
:iconleona-vendrem:

Author's Comments

Title: What If I Mix These Together..
Game: Kingdom Hearts
Pairing: sort of Vexen/Zexion (Even/Ienzo)
Rating: G
Summary: It's Monday, and what does that mean? Blowing things up, of course.
Warnings: None
Side-Notes: Is for Kanna175

#5 in my ever-growing quote-fic project.

I own nothing.

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:iconkittyriku:
xDD AWESOME. I should have looked at your gallery earlier if I were to find this. D: <333

..I love Zexion/Vexen (Or in this case, Ienzo/Even) : D Yay! <33

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HOW DO I HAD BUTTSECKS.
:iconleona-vendrem:
:) Thanks, glad you like it.

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"I have an idea, but it's in the bedroom."

Word of the Month:
syzygy
:iconkittyriku:
You're welcome! : D It was really cute! >w< <33

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HOW DO I HAD BUTTSECKS.
:iconmarimenala:
omg that was GREAT! :lmao:

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"We're on a mining ship... three million years into deep space... can someone explain to me... how the smeg i got this traffic cone?"
-David Lister
:iconleona-vendrem:
:D I'm glad you think so. It's one of my favorites.

Thanks for the comment and take care!

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"I have an idea, but it's in the bedroom."

Word of the Month:
syzygy
:iconmarimenala:
:D :hug: yw ^^

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"We're on a mining ship... three million years into deep space... can someone explain to me... how the smeg i got this traffic cone?"
-David Lister
:iconiwantmyanime:
That's funny. Ah... Mondays... -.-

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“West was then a small, slender, spectacled youth with delicate features, yellow hair, pale blue eyes, and a soft voice, and it was uncanny to hear him dwelling on the relative merits of Christ Church Cemetery and the Potter's field.”
:iconleona-vendrem:
Mondays suck, but everything worth remembering happens on them. :P

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"I have an idea, but it's in the bedroom."

Word of the Month:
syzygy
:iconfaith-loves-axel:
I Loved it!!!It was so funny!

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What's wrong with this world where someone can need steel to feel?
Where death feels more right then life?
Where love falls down on deaf ears?
Where darkness becomes the only safe refuge,
Where light is just a memory.

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